The narrator tells Susan that she can get rich by being a landlord and that she can raise her purity stat by lowering the rent, which will make her always clean.
Cast Appearing[]
- Narrator
- Susan Pompoms
Other characters mentioned[]
Setting[]
- Mystucorn's dream
First Mention Of[]
Art[]
- Greyscale
Layout[]
- Low landscape
- One row of three panels
Transcript[]
| Susan | So... narration? You said something earlier about being a landlord? |
| Yes. You can buy properties, and rent them out to get gold every few minutes. | |
| Susan | That's... frequent. |
| Video game--er, original story, do not steal logic. Anyway, you can raise rent for more gold, which will lower your purity, and you'll eventually be dirty all the time. | |
| Susan | Ew. |
| If you LOWER rent, however, it will make you MORE pure. With enough Purity, you will always be perfectly clean. | |
| Susan | (wide-eyed and surrounded by stars) Always clean? No matter what? |
| Yes. You can fall into wet mud and come out of it squeaky clean. ... Hero? Hello? Susan? Susan. | |