Tedd is buying magic item with weird description.

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TeddSo, why are these 10% off? They're not cursed or evil, are they?
ShopkeeperEvil? No. Cursed?! No. Coated in chocolate?! Perhaps, at one time, but no longer.
ShopkeeperNo, these particular items contain great power, and yet they appear to do nothing.
TeddThey don't do anything?
ShopkeeperNo, they appear to do nothing.
TeddThat sounds confusing, ominous, and spooky.
ShopkeeperSo what? They're on sale, and this is all happening outside of continuity.
TeddOk, fine, I'll buy a wand. Do you guys take toothbrush coupons?
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