Tedd is buying magic item with weird description.
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|Tedd||So, why are these 10% off? They're not cursed or evil, are they?|
|Shopkeeper||Evil? No. Cursed?! No. Coated in chocolate?! Perhaps, at one time, but no longer.|
|Shopkeeper||No, these particular items contain great power, and yet they appear to do nothing.|
|Tedd||They don't do anything?|
|Shopkeeper||No, they appear to do nothing.|
|Tedd||That sounds confusing, ominous, and spooky.|
|Shopkeeper||So what? They're on sale, and this is all happening outside of continuity.|
|Tedd||Ok, fine, I'll buy a wand. Do you guys take toothbrush coupons?|
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