Mr. Verres tells agents Wolf and Cranium that the CSI team have found nothing when searching the forest. Wolf accuses Lavender, who is obviously an uryuom, of putting "alien mind control spores" in the coffee and Mr. Verres threatens him with sensitivity training for calling her an alien.
Setting[]
- DGB office
- A forest
Time[]
- Two years before first year
Cast Appearing[]
- Edward Verres
- Agent Wolf
- Lavender
- Male CSI
- Female CSI
- Agent Cranium
First Mention or Appearance Of[]
Art[]
- Greyscale
- Only text on black background (panel 2)
Layout[]
- Landscape
- Two rows: four panels in row 1 of which the second from left is narrow and the leftmost one is wider than the others, four panels in row 2 (total: eight panels)
Transcript[]
| Two years ago, local FBI offices | |
| Agents Verres, Wolf and Cranium sit at a table with coffee mugs. The busty uryuom Lavender stands at the table holding a coffee boiler. | |
| Edward Verres | Our CSIs have completed their search of he forest... ...but they've come up empty. |
| (on a black panel) CSI: MOPERVILLE | |
| A man and a woman are standing in the forest. | |
| Male CSI | Damn. We haven't found anything out here. |
| Female CSI | I feel inadequate. |
| Male CSI | Maybe we should hook up later. |
| Female CSI | Wow, what a twist! |
| Edward Verres | This supports my theory that the incident took place on another plane of existence. ...or that our CSIs are incompetent. |
| Lavender | Would either of you care for more coffee? |
| Agent Wolf | You didn't fertilize it with alien mind control spores, did you? |
| Lavender | For the last time, agent Wolf, I am not an alien. |
| Agent Wolf | You have a tail! |
| Edward Verres | Agent Wolf, that's enough! Or do you want to be sent to sensitivity training again? |
| Agent Wolf | No, sir. ...and antennae-bug-eyes-no-nose-or-ears-and-a-damn-near-impossible-figure. |